Vita-Gnome Co.

newvagabond:

Finally got around to playing Deemo. Holy shit, the art and music… It’s so relaxing…

thatsmallbluebox:

my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW
me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

pleatedjeans:

via

wednesdayaleen:

funeral—girl:

dbvictoria:

Add for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter.

(x)

*cries all over rug*

kim-kardashasian:

just hold on we’re going home

kim-kardashasian:

just hold on we’re going home

mrsgoodacre:

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

QWOP

mrsgoodacre:

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

QWOP